
Nikkei tumbles as Last time I took a plane, my toddler threatened to vomit all over it. So, yes, I’m in favour of child-free flights
© The Guardian—Sorry to break it to all the other parents out there, but my toddler is, objectively speaking, the cutest child in ...

Capital One Stock scrambling as Amazon CEO tells staff ‘it’s probably not going to work out’ unless they visit office three days a week
© The Guardian—Amazon’s CEO has told workers “it’s probably not going to work out” for them at the tech company unless they are pr...

Nikkei plunges as Florida school singles out Black pupils as ‘problem’ group for talk on test scores
© The Guardian—A Florida elementary school has prompted outrage for singling out its Black students to attend a special assembly i...

Nikkei skyrockets as Sunak’s Lionesses mistweet mocks ‘man of the people’ ploy
© The Guardian—The anticipation! The exhilaration and exhortation! And ultimately, alas, the devastation<...

Capital One Stock catapults as The 49ers took a huge swing with Trey Lance. It looks like they missed
© The Guardian—The Trey Lance experiment ended first with a whimper, and then on Wednesday, a thud. The San Francisco 49ers announ...
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